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Loony This is Jon's sheep. The most reclusive of all sheep, this breed prefers a wooded environment. Possesses an unnerving ability to identify over seven varieties of cheese by scent alone. Favourite word: 'Thus'. Prefered tipple: Sheep dip on the rocks. |
| Linkin Park This is James' sheep. The world's first cyborg-ruminant. Half sheep, half washing machine, this breed comes with a 2 year anti-corrosion guarantee. One minute fierce, the next minute willing to do a full load of laundry with an extra spin cycle. Favourite demon: The Dark Overlord K'tooshka. Preferred engine: the wankle rotary. |
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Wolfgang This is Erik's sheep. The most aqua-oriented of all sheep, this breed definitely favours a damp climate. Often found scaling the Empire State Building wearing a mongoose outfit. Favourite noise: 'Thunk' Favoured trouser: 'the cord' |
| Poof! This is Amanda's sheep. Possibly the most gifted of all sheep, this breed can juggle up to 13 live guppies simultaneously. Also able to bathe solidly for seven hours without wetting any of its four ankles. Favourite use of a clothes hanger: as a storage device for the shirt, or trouser. Favoured past-time: chasing wild truffles with a knowing smile (the sheep, not the truffle). |
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Buttercup This is Kate's sheep. Possibly the most airborne of all sheep, this breed takes to the skies via the gift of rocket propelled feet. Upon re-entry, however, tends to lose all sense of direction and can often be found stranded and confused on North Wales beaches. Preferred labour-saving garden device: the powdered 'just add water' gnome. Preferred hat: the practical one for mice. |
| Frank This is Craig's sheep. Possibly the most fun loving of all sheep, often found partying wildly until the early hours. Despite being a hard drinker, invariably yields a soft wool. Preferred attachment: the novelty antler. Favourite recurring dream: the one with the partially greased dalmation. |
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Confused This is Jaclyn's sheep. Possibly the most outgoing of all sheep, this breed simply loves the sun. Unfortunately, due to an inherent defective gene, also has a disturbing tendancy to implode. Favourite Hart to Hart character: Freeway the dog. Particularly fond of: Buttock shaped potatoes. |
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